Sunday, August 29, 2010

The works of my bucket list.


Like many people after seeing the movie The Bucket List, I have decided to create my own bucket list.. I think that the generic things like get married, have kids, etc. are on my bucket list obviously however my actual bucket list consists of well thought out things that I have decided would be extremely pleasing and I would definitely find great joy out of doing.. (not that getting married and having kids and a family aren't I just mean really random things, that aren't obvious. ) So over the past oh who knows how long, I have created a short, yet wonderful list (in my opinion) of things I would like to do before I kick the old bucket.. So here are the select few things that have been able to make it onto my list.. Don't hate, you know you kinda want to do these things too =)

1. Start a USA chant.. Like U. S. A., U. S. A., U. S. A...... etc. You get the point. Now this is a tricky one.. It's extremely hard to find a crowd that would participate in such a chant. I think this is ridiculous and everyone should be proud to be an American at all times and want to chant it at each opportunity!.. I once tried to start one in the cleaning aisle of Target when there was about 8 people in the aisle with me.. everyone left. enough said. So I have brainstormed a couple of places where I think it could be socially acceptable to start the chant.
a. The fourth of July..
b. The Olympics..
c. A concert where there are a lot of intoxicated people.
d. Any suggestions?

2. Jump (landing on my bohunkass) onto a cake. This one came to me while walking through CostCo one day.. I was walking down the noodle aisle if I remember correctly and a nice looking man was pushing his shopping cart by me, as I looked nosily into his cart I saw a wonderful cake. Yes I am a horrible person for having this urge.. However I think very highly of myself for not acting on my desire.. I wanted sooooo badly to jump into his cart and land on the cake. Don't ask why, just imagine doing it and you will understand. I also work as a photographer's assistant and we do a TON of weddings.... this means wedding cakes.. It takes every ounce of self control not to jump on each of the cakes I see.

3. Count every freckle on my body. I have a TON of freckles. Therefore I think this would be very gratifying. I understand the need of someone else when trying to count in unreachable places. In that case I guess I will add get married to my list that way my husband and I can spend our honeymoon counting the freckles on our bodies.

4. Number four has not been finalized on my list yet. But if I choose to finalize it, it would be to sing the national anthem at an event. I am in no way what-so-ever a great singer, but I love to sing the national anthem. I consider it my specialty, so I think I would feel good if I worked up the courage to sing it at some sort of event.

5. Be on Regis and Kelly. Now in a perfect world of Bucket Lists, this would be Be a permanent co host on Regis and Kelly. But I will settle for just being on it for a day.. My dream job is to be a talk show host, so this would be a start. =)

I am very particular on the items I put on my Bucket List. This is a start though.. I'll keep you posted on more things I decide to put on there. Also if you have any suggestions, they are welcome!

Also I need to address the issue of my lack of blogging. I'm sincerely sorry for my millions of followers. I have failed you all in my blogging activity, however I am back at it and will update you very soon as to what I have been up to and what's going on in my life. Alright well I've got to go but I will be posting very soon =)